Bad start to Day

[gillettehunter]

I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!


The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!


He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'


So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'


And that's how the fight started. . . .

 

[Bullthrower338]

I just spit my beer all over!

 

[billc]

That's is just funny.

 

[spike.t]

I just spit my beer all over!

teach you to drink so early in the day

 

[Grady]

And it just got worse....I was watching TV when my wife sat next to me and asked what was on the television.....I replied "Dust"...Then the fight started!

 

[Biddleman]

And it just got worse....I was watching TV when my wife sat next to me and asked what was on the television.....I replied "Dust"...Then the fight started!

Hmmm. Thatsame thing happened to me when my wife asked if the jeans she was wearing made her ass look big. I said not any bigger than your other clothes do...Oops.

 

[ArmyGrunt]

delightful treats! thanks, gents

 

[Nyati]

 

[Witold Krzyżanowski]

I agree with Spike.t
Witold

 

[Bobpuckett]

LOL then that would be DOC!