Bill Clinton Jogging

[gillettehunter]

Just in case I neglected to share this one...
Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua.

But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the
same street corner, day after day.

With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her
for what was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.

"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton . This ritual between Bill
and the hooker continued for days.

He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her
husband on his jog!

As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill
realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.

He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the former
Secretary of State.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner,
Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there
was the hooker!

Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair
jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled... "See what you get
for five bucks!?"

I don't care who you are, this is funny!

 

[gizmo]

Lol!!!

 

[jeff]

That's great, I needed a laugh today!

 

[sestoppelman]

She will cost us a hell of a lot more than that if the voters are stupid enough to make her Pres!

 

[gizmo]

Get ready, cause I'm pretty sure the idiots are going to elect her

 

[sestoppelman]

Lets hope you are wrong! She has a lot of baggage and odds are really against here since she is a Dem with a Dem before her with two terms. Statistically she will lose, but we cant count on that.

 

[gizmo]

Oh don't get me wrong I pray your right, I just have NO faith in the American voter anymore

 

[sestoppelman]

I got ya, I agree totally.

 

[Saul]

Lets hope you are wrong! She has a lot of baggage and odds are really against here since she is a Dem with a Dem before her with two terms. Statistically she will lose, but we cant count on that.

Thats pretty much true, escpecially if the Republicans put up a more moderate candidate than their past candidates. I have heard that Jeb Bush has a good chance because of his support of open immigration. With that said, if the Republicans nominate someone like Rand Paul, then Hillary will certainly win.
I read a pretty interesting article from somewhere I can't remember right now (it was a conservative publication that I do not read) and they were saying that she has the best chances of winning becuase she will get the votes of all democrats, all women, and even a large percentage of moderate Republicans, as well as some fiscal conservatives.
Love her or hate her, she would make a very strong president. With the Clinton track record in foreign affairs and economic policies, I would expect her to be a very similar leader to Angela Merkel or Margret Thatcher, only a democrat. As someone said a long time ago when Bill was running for president, the Clintons are Republicans in democrat colors.

 

[ActionBob]

That is funny!

But the reality of our politics is that no matter what I think or what any of you think, an American presidential election is a different animal and I only hope the Republican party can come to the realization that they have to run a candidate on a National platform that can win.

 

[sestoppelman]

Millions of conservatives stayed home last election day so they would not have to vote for the moderate Repub we ran, Romney! If they had voted, the idiot in chief currently in the WH would not be there. I am not like that, I voted. For Romney. I would vote for the devil himself before I vote for any turd Demtard! What we need to run is a conservative candidate, not another squishy RHINO repub. Thats why conservatives stayed home!! Jeb Bush will have conservatives staying home in droves again!

Saul, once again you are just flat nuts or wrong when it comes to these people! Hillary would just be the third term of Obama, like he is the 2nd term of Carter!!!! When will people come to their freaking senses and get this thru their thick f******king skulls! Bill Clinton was a better president than many of us gave him credit for, but mainly because he actually ran something before becoming Pres, a state. He knew how to work with the Repubs and was willing to do so. What are Hillarys qualifications exactly besides being an utter failure as SEC of State, ( the lies she perpetrated on America about Benghazi etc,) which was just a handout position to keep her out of the Bamsters hair!!!??? Get f******ing serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rant over.

 

[gillettehunter]

Looks like 2 of our top choices are going to be Romney or Bush. I'll take either over Hilary.... Bruce

 

[lcq]

Get ready, cause I'm pretty sure the idiots are going to elect her

bite your tongue

 

[sestoppelman]

The idea that anyone would equate Hillary Clinton to the "Iron Lady" Margaret Thatcher, is just too much for me to stomach. They should not be mentioned in the same breath!

 

[Nyati]

Anyway, the joke was very funny

 

[sestoppelman]

Nyati is right of course, apologies to the OP.

 

[ScottG]

The joke is completely unbelievable. Hillary has never been running before.

 

[Biddleman]

The joke is completely unbelievable. Hillary has never been running before.

So right. No way those disgusting cankles of hers can take that much pressure.

 

[ScottG]

Now that's funny. I don't care who you are.

 

[Scott Slough]

Get ready, cause I'm pretty sure the idiots are going to elect her

The idiots (people all the way to the right or left ... take your pick!) don't elect anyone. It is the middle who decide national elections.