Calibre for cougar hunting

[norfolk shooter]

I wasn't too sure where to post this but this seems as good a place as any.

Some of you may know that I shall be attending the DSC in January. Whilst there I shall be on the hunt for a nice Texan cougar (of the human kind). To this end and having never been to the USA on vacation anyway will the age old line of "If you don't mind me saying you truly are a beautiful lady" work?? Or should I take a different rifle with me???

 

[norfolk shooter]

@Vanguard2279 as my wing man feel free to jump in at any time

 

[Excessexpress]

Given the time where you are posting from I would respectfully suggest;

Stick to hand loads. It’ll be cheaper in the end.

 

[JPbowhunter]

If you have them bailed the size of the bullet doesn't matter too much, it's how you handle the rifle

 

[Bullthrower338]

That line coupled with a pair of much to small PH shorts and an excessive amount of booze ought to work well! Lol

 

[Ragman]

Ask her “How much does a polar bear weigh”? Enough to break the ice!

 

[LivingTheDream]

Dude, you're English, just say...what's your name than love?

And done!

 

[CAustin]

May I buy you a beer works in Texas!

 

[norfolk shooter]

May I buy you a beer works in Texas!

I can never say no to a beer my friend

 

[norfolk shooter]

Given the time where you are posting from I would respectfully suggest;

Stick to hand loads. It’ll be cheaper in the end.

The situation in the UK is rather kak both politically and for trophy imports. If I play my cards right I might end up in the USA

 

[Kawshik Rahman]

What about this quote
" Forever might be a very long time , but l wish l could have spent it with you ? "

 

[norfolk shooter]

What about this quote
" Forever might be a very long time , but l wish l could have spent it with you ? "

Kawshikbhai I'll try that one. It's pure poetry

 

[Kawshik Rahman]

Kawshikbhai I'll try that one. It's pure poetry

Norfolk shooter
I proposed to the love of my life with that line in 1969 .She had said " yes ".

 

[JimP]

I have a friend who would walk up to one in a bar and almost sit in her lap. He would then say "hi, do you know me?" and when she would say no he would say "would you like to?"

He walked out with some nice ones.

 

[chashardy]

Word has it that if you are cougar hunting in Dallas, the Rattlesnake Bar in the Ritz Carlton Hotel is the place to go.

 

[CJW]

If you're into the plump ones try, "You know, for a big girl you don't sweat much".











Then remember to duck!

 

[sgt_zim]

If you're into the plump ones try, "You know, for a big girl you don't sweat much".


Then remember to duck!

Reminds me of a joke.

I was visiting England and was at a pub one night with my buddy having some beers. We had been there a while when two large girls came up to the bar and ordered some drinks. I noticed when they ordered they both had strong accents so I said ‘Hi, are you two girls from Scotland?’ One of them spoke up, with quite an attitude and said ‘it’s WALES you idiot!!!’

So I immediately said ‘Sorry, are you two Whales from Scotland?’

 

[CJW]