Humourous hunting stories

[Timbo]

Recently I posted up a humourous hunting story concerning my brothers and am very curious to hear if anyone else has witnessed some of their own. Please use aliases - if appropriate - to protect the unfortunate. Thanks.

 

[RayAtkinson]

Some many years ago in my youth, I asked my rancher/cowboy dad why he never hunted elk anymore, He said son, you know elk hunting is just like masturbation, once you pull the trigger you have a terrible mess on your hands!!! That was about as good an answer as one who has gutted skinned and pack elk for a season could have...