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A joke for James et al to enjoy while his knee heals up.
A man enters a monastery and takes a vow of silence.He is allowed two words every ten years.
After ten years the Monsigner calls him into his office to congratulate him on his tenth anniversary and to allow him his two words.The man says "food stinks" and gets up and leaves.
After twenty years the scene repeats itself except this time the man says "bed stinks" and gets up and leaves.
After thirty years he is once again called in to see the Monsigner who once again congratulates him and says he can now says his two words to which the man replies "I QUIT" .The monsignor says "Well I'm not surprised you have been bitching since you got here!"
Best wishes for a speedy recovery,
Steve
A man enters a monastery and takes a vow of silence.He is allowed two words every ten years.
After ten years the Monsigner calls him into his office to congratulate him on his tenth anniversary and to allow him his two words.The man says "food stinks" and gets up and leaves.
After twenty years the scene repeats itself except this time the man says "bed stinks" and gets up and leaves.
After thirty years he is once again called in to see the Monsigner who once again congratulates him and says he can now says his two words to which the man replies "I QUIT" .The monsignor says "Well I'm not surprised you have been bitching since you got here!"
Best wishes for a speedy recovery,
Steve
