AkMike
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A man received the following text from his neighbor
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're
not around.
In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my
sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.
Bob, feeling anguished and betrayed, didn't know what to do...
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Darn auto spell! I meant "Wi-Fi" not "wife" . . . . .
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're
not around.
In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my
sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.
Bob, feeling anguished and betrayed, didn't know what to do...
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Darn auto spell! I meant "Wi-Fi" not "wife" . . . . .
