Recent content by Sabattiboy

Winning the Lottery???

Ever been cheated by a vending machine???? :)

And the AMC Pacer???? :)

Movie: Stop or my mom will shoot :)

Put it in the company conference room. Or wherever people say, 'we need to talk". :)

And as a result of further thinking, they realized dueling will be used as the mediator with any Karen's. :) Then Karen's got elected and they outlawed dueling. :(

So this is how to remove the 37 decorative pillows etc the wife puts on the bed after making it so I can go to bed. :)

A sovereign citizen ready for when the police get tired of their BS and bust the window to drag them out. Flying glass isn't their friend, or maybe it is.

Or up in smoke then in a jar.

That was my French grandmother every meal. One breakfast she announced there were only a few eggs left and could we eat them, while we were eating. Sure Grandma. a few minutes later she sat a platter of eggs down. Grandma? how many were missing? seems two of the dozen so she added 10 more eggs...

Not sure if this applies to ants, but it is said married men live longer then single men but married men are more willing to die. :)

And room temperature beer. :(

That bear is someone's pet; they always teach their pets to wait with a snack on their nose until told they can have it. The trick is teaching the Salmon to do the part of the snack. :)

The choice is based on whether her trigger finger is outside the trigger guard or on the trigger. :)

Or they're afraid to fly back home with a lift kit and NOS on their flying saucer. :)