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I`m with you on the size of the Alaska mosquitos, brother. I saw one carry off a bull moose to feed its mosquito cubs. True story.

You had access to half a dozen eggs?????? LUXURY!!! Me and my 29 siblings lived in a shoebox in the middle of the freeway and knew nothing but starvation and a drunken father who would come home to the shoebox at night and cut us in half with a rusty breadknife, and that was after we were...

The 2x1 says the trophy fee of only one ele.How much extra is the fee for the second one? Cheers.

I know the feeling. We were so poor that my mum couldn`t afford to give birth to me,so the lady down the street had to do it. My mum couldn`t even afford cab fare or the services of a midwife,so I had to drive to the neighbour lady`s house and assist in my own birth.

No problem if you`re rich. For many of us (myself included) that money is better spent on an ele hunt.

Can you tell me the total cost of a category 1 lion with a lioness added on please?

I know that all inclusive means what it says, but I don`t know if that includes rifle rental and ammo. Does it? Also, can the hunt be done with someone who has a low level of fitness?

When does this take effect?

Is field prep and transportation to a local taxidermist included?

That looks an absolute treat. Well done that man.

What does "half life size" mean?

Couldn`t agree more Bill.

Excellent advice. Well done that man.

Bite your $^&****^%$%*($### tongue sir!

That`s the unspeakable hurt of giraffe mounts. The buyer gets a great deal and the seller is left in tears.....a few shekels in his pocket but,no more giraffe mount to love. Shakespearean in its tragedy.

Unfortunately......true.

Forget that tongue in cheek bullshit. WHY MAN..........WHY???????

I have a giraffe mount similar to yours. Yours looks a bit better. Do a bit of research,you`ll get a realistic idea of what you`re likely to get for it. I tend to agree with the other poster,cut a hole in the room he needs to be in, and keep him. If your wife complains,remember, there are...

What he said. Just sayin`.......

It`s hella inconvenient,I grant you that. It`s the price you pay for having a high standard for animal management.It`s your food supply,you want there to be high standards.

OK mate,thanks for the prompt response and the info.Much appreciated.I wish you luck with selling your hunts.

What I mean is,can the meat from the bison be sold locally(where you are) to help offset the cost of the hunt.

What if you come from overseas? Can an overseas hunter sell the meat,to offset some of the hunt cost?

That`s what my hunting mates call me for having the Courteney boots. Of course they use a word that means vagina,but isn`t used in church.

Even though giraffe cull hunts are available,CITES listed them. Australia now bans giraffe parts,might want to say its a kudu bracelet.

The bracelets don`t really stand out as being something that would catch the eye of a customs agent.I wouldn`t do it myself,the risk seems far greater than the reward. Besides,I`m happy enough with my elephant hide boots not attracting attention.

It would have been a big risk getting caught with anything,no matter how small or innocuous.The fines are pretty severe if caught.Having said that, I pretty much just walked through customs at my home airport .I could have been carrying a bag full of powdered rhino horn,no one checked. I did...

I was at a lease that borders the Selous in Matabeleland, that's why I thought it might be the same place,I didn`t know you were in Tanzania,my bad.

Unfortunately for me,the Australian government is immovable on the ban on all things pachyderm.

I recently returned from an ele hunt and after reading your post,I`m kicking myself for not thinking of getting replica tusks made. Thanks pal! You ruined my day! Some would say I ruined it myself for not thinking of it at the time,but I prefer to blame you. You see,I`m not the responsibility...

Never so alive because you may end up never so dead. Gets the adrenaline flowing. And when they have an opinion of you (invariably a negative one) it`s virtually impossible to sweet talk them out of having homicidal thoughts about you. They are foreign to the thought of negotiation.

Is that the Selous in Matabeleland?

That sounds like the perfect way to do it if you can`t afford a real rhino hunt. Good for you.

A good picture and get it blown up and framed so you can see it (as well as your hunting mates) can go a long way to not having anything to bring home,especially when the price is so reasonable.

I heard tits or wheels, but the same thing.

If you own it,you can forget about your ele hunt.Renting allows you options that you would otherwise never have. Any man who risks his ele hunt is in need of serious therapy.Just sayin`.......,.

Unfortunately,Pecard is cheap but with an $80 shipping cost. I`ll keep looking for something high in lanolin.

Do you have a name for the greasy paste? Hopefully available in Australia.

Thanks mate,sounds like good advice.

Not evil,mathematics. Your .458 loves you and will never ask for more than that you take it on your next elephant hunt.

It`s called "elephant are your friend and are waiting, and the smelly parts on the womenfolk can be got for cheap". Get your priorities right.

Stupidity shouldn`t be a capital offence. The death penalty should ALWAYS be reserved only for those who don`t make the effort to plan an elephant hunt.

First three days were gaining info on where they were and where they were likely to be.It was getting frustrating by the end of day two and the PH could pick up on how I was feeling about it. He told me it was common for a client to feel this way,but don`t worry,it`s important to gather the...

I like dung beetles,they have an excellent work ethic. They need a better union though.

I just got back from an ele hunt in Zimbabwe. I`m from Australia,so I wouldn`t be allowed to bring any ele parts home. Even if I could,I wouldn`t have because of the expense. I was there for the hunt,not the trophy.

This is why you should stay single and save for your elephant hunt. At least the ele wont spike your drink before he tries to kill you for sending some hot lead his way.