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  1. Vashper

    Well boys, what's your temperature like now?

    Let me remind you about exotic ungulates: they can withstand the cold, but many cannot eat snow instead of water, and they die of thirst. Therefore, hunting parks should have water and, if possible, shelter from the wind. By the way, even European roe deer try to find a watering hole, for...
  2. Vashper

    Can elk grow this big?

    Wow! A famous girl, it turns out. "Lady Catherine Sarah Percy (nee Valentine; born 23 June 1982) is an English gunsmith and mechanic. Before starting her own firearms business, she worked as a chief mechanic at Marquass Motorcycles."
  3. Vashper

    Can elk grow this big?

    The official record is the largest moose, captured by a certain Catherine Percy in 2017 in Kamchatka. And the moose in Photoshop has some kind of strange face.
  4. Vashper

    Mauser Scope Mounts

    I'm currently solving a similar problem, but not quite. A Weaver bar is placed in place of the military Mauser 98k sight. I'll use Scout type scope with long eye relief, or collimator. May be a small bar for a light collimator may be placed on your rifle?
  5. Vashper

    on a lighter note...

    As far as I have heard, the Orthodox Church is limited to following only the rules bequeathed by the Apostles and the Ecumenical Councils. Otherwise, local churches are free, both in terms of household rules and liturgy. We do not use raw meat in any form, perhaps because pork is widely used in...
  6. Vashper

    Cartridge marking going to Africa

    Are these some kind of US federal regulations or international aviation regulations? In our country, only the first half of this phrase applies to transport. Which sometimes leads to unpleasant incidents.
  7. Vashper

    on a lighter note...

    It's not even funny anymore. The car increases the volume of the radio with increasing speed, you get out of the toilet - and on the computer there is a contextual advertisement for constipation remedies, and so on. Welcome to a wonderful new world.
  8. Vashper

    Rhino Circus

    It's a wonderful story, with a great sharp humor that makes you think of Jerome K. Jerome and other classic writers. The author can only be congratulated on his double good fortune. P.S. Does the horn really help?
  9. Vashper

    Those with high value firearms, do you bring them to Africa to hunt with?

    What a lovely theme! Just today, we were arguing about Swarovski scopes (I've been shooting moose with a sight for 50 bucks for five years now, having significantly more expensive ones). "Everyone's life is busy with tomorrow. You're going to ask what's wrong with that. A lot! After all...
  10. Vashper

    "Lighter Politics" Humour

    No. It's all because of global warming, cows keep farting, and people don't understand the danger they face, so we need more tolerance and inclusivity, otherwise such disasters will happen again.
  11. Vashper

    on a lighter note...

    "I used to work as a sales manager. The whole point of the profession is in this anecdote. "Two new Russians meet, one tells the story: "Can you imagine, for just 10 grand I bought myself an elephant. I am very satisfied. The elephant guards the site, and drives the children, I go to the store...
  12. Vashper

    on a lighter note...

    Bismarck hunted in Russia when he was the Prussian envoy. The picture is fantastic, of course, but it seems that in reality he seriously froze his feet.
  13. Vashper

    on a lighter note...

    Especially considering the current political correctness
  14. Vashper

    on a lighter note...

    In Austria, near the motorway, there is a farm with some kangaroos. The farmer has a good sense of humor.
  15. Vashper

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    I read that for the murder of the warden in San Quentin, the prisoners glued a spear out of paper. And allegedly used as glue... Well, you know.
  16. Vashper

    on a lighter note...

    I noticed that women say "caught" more often than they "killed" or "got". Although it seems to be different languages and cultures.
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    on a lighter note...

    Are these the Campbell and MacDonald clans?
  18. Vashper

    Well boys, what's your temperature like now?

    Finally, the subzero temperature was established. -3. A month later than usual. In general, the fundamental difference between Eastern Europe and Western Europe is the subzero winter temperature. Moreover, the boundary (the zero isotherm of January) is almost vertical. So we had an almost...
  19. Vashper

    on a lighter note...

    That's why the Orthodox Church is better. We have a New Year first, and then Christmas.
  20. Vashper

    on a lighter note...

    I vehemently approve! We have a tradition of frying and eating liver on the hunt, not because everyone loves this dish, but because it is a tradition. But I have not heard such a justification yet.
  21. Vashper

    on a lighter note...

    The first discovery when you leave the army for civilian business is "but at least in the army everyone passes a medical examination."
  22. Vashper

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    There was a guy who made a howitzer from the time of the North and South War, and hunted deer with it in a cornfield. He fired buckshot, and hid the howitzer from inspectors in a tent - there inspectors have no right to search tents. I don't remember which state.
  23. Picardy Spaniel

    Picardy Spaniel

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    Picardy Spaniel

  25. Vashper

    Let’s see your pup

    Orosius the story against the Pagans text "After all, despite the fact that in the great house of the great father of the family, many living beings, of all kinds, provide assistance in the household, the diligence of dogs is not the last; only in them it was laid down by nature to diligently...
  26. Vashper

    Let’s see your pup

    Visiting friend who travelled in Africa
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    Let’s see your pup

  28. Vashper

    on a lighter note...

    One day I was walking home from the subway station (in Russia it is called "metro") with my wife, and a young couple came across us. And the girl greeted us joyfully, we answered automatically. But how does she know us, and who is she? With incredible tension, I realized: the young man is the...
  29. Vashper

    on a lighter note...

    I used to work at an educational institution. There was a saying among the teachers: "The academy does not teach fools; it brings them to perfection."
  30. Vashper

    on a lighter note...

    Perhaps this is only from a male point of view
  31. Vashper

    on a lighter note...

    with pliers
  32. Vashper

    on a lighter note...

    Odysseus did just that in his time
  33. Vashper

    on a lighter note...

    small detail, but how does it change the perception of the picture
  34. Vashper

    on a lighter note...

    I just remembered this: "Mr. John Big Dog, sitting on the coal tender, unwittingly made a wrong lead by giving an imitation of a target, and the messenger trumped him. With a ball exactly between his shoulder blades the Creek chevalier of industry rolled off to the ground, thus increasing the...
  35. Vashper

    View out the window- Post your pics

    9 May 2024
  36. Vashper

    on a lighter note...

    Wow. And I've been using the punchline from this joke for a very long time, and I only found out the joke yesterday.
  37. Vashper

    on a lighter note...

    The boy was walking around the construction site and found a welder's mask, well, he put it on and went on. He goes out onto the road. A Mercedes stops next to him, a man looks out of it and says: "Boy, get in for a ride." The boy climbed in and they drove off. They are driving and man asks: -...
  38. Vashper

    on a lighter note...

    My wife said that if a cow doesn't like something, she may kick, or may hit with her tail, so it won't seem too little to you.
  39. Vashper

    on a lighter note...

    Excuse me, explain the humor. I have never used gunpowder Winchester
  40. Vashper

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    Call by phone. - Barrymore, get my wife on the phone! - Yes, sir, but she sleeps with you in the bedroom! - Take the revolver and shoot me!" - Yes sir! I chased you around the house for a long time and shot you in the greenhouse! - But we don't have a greenhouse! - You've got the wrong number...
  41. Vashper

    "Lighter Politics" Humour

    hm
  42. Vashper

    on a lighter note...

    The new rabbi in the synagogue. He reads the prayer "Shema" and then half of the synagogue gets up. The other half starts shushing them and saying, "Sit down!", and the first one objects to the second: "It's you who stand up!" The Rebbe finishes in difficulty and goes to the tzaddik the next...
  43. Vashper

    on a lighter note...

    There used to be more children in the family
  44. Vashper

    Politics

    Yes, General Franco was a well-known supporter of democracy and civil rights
  45. Vashper

    Politics

    Sommeliers call this "finish"
  46. Vashper

    on a lighter note...

    The Japanese make rubber boots with 5-inch heels especially for our market - fashionistas in Vladivostok make a strong impression.
  47. Vashper

    Buffalo surprise

    At this distance, an ordinary semi-coat flies through, if across the body, and if into the neck
 
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