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  1. Fark

    Last Chance For CITES Brown Bear Hunt!

    I`m with you on the size of the Alaska mosquitos, brother. I saw one carry off a bull moose to feed its mosquito cubs. True story.
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    W.J. Jeffery & Co. Limited Production Classic Bolt Action .500 Jeffery &.404 Jeffery Rifles

    You had access to half a dozen eggs?????? LUXURY!!! Me and my 29 siblings lived in a shoebox in the middle of the freeway and knew nothing but starvation and a drunken father who would come home to the shoebox at night and cut us in half with a rusty breadknife, and that was after we were...
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    ndumo HUNTING SAFARIS Non-export Elephant Offer Namibia 2024

    The 2x1 says the trophy fee of only one ele.How much extra is the fee for the second one? Cheers.
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    W.J. Jeffery & Co. Limited Production Classic Bolt Action .500 Jeffery &.404 Jeffery Rifles

    I know the feeling. We were so poor that my mum couldn`t afford to give birth to me,so the lady down the street had to do it. My mum couldn`t even afford cab fare or the services of a midwife,so I had to drive to the neighbour lady`s house and assist in my own birth.
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    W.J. Jeffery & Co. Limited Production Classic Bolt Action .500 Jeffery &.404 Jeffery Rifles

    No problem if you`re rich. For many of us (myself included) that money is better spent on an ele hunt.
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    2025 Lion Hunt Bookings Started UMLILO SAFARIS

    Can you tell me the total cost of a category 1 lion with a lioness added on please?
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    One Last Elephant Hunt - Changes In The Wind

    I know that all inclusive means what it says, but I don`t know if that includes rifle rental and ammo. Does it? Also, can the hunt be done with someone who has a low level of fitness?
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    Kalahari Lion And Lioness Hunting Special 2024

    When does this take effect?
  9. Fark

    Managment Hunt For 4x Bow Or Rifle Hunters

    Is field prep and transportation to a local taxidermist included?
  10. Fark

    I may sell my giraffe mount

    That looks an absolute treat. Well done that man.
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    I may sell my giraffe mount

    What does "half life size" mean?
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    I may sell my giraffe mount

    Couldn`t agree more Bill.
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    I may sell my giraffe mount

    Excellent advice. Well done that man.
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    I may sell my giraffe mount

    Bite your $^&****^%$%*($### tongue sir!
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    I may sell my giraffe mount

    That`s the unspeakable hurt of giraffe mounts. The buyer gets a great deal and the seller is left in tears.....a few shekels in his pocket but,no more giraffe mount to love. Shakespearean in its tragedy.
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    I may sell my giraffe mount

    Unfortunately......true.
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    I may sell my giraffe mount

    Forget that tongue in cheek bullshit. WHY MAN..........WHY???????
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    I may sell my giraffe mount

    I have a giraffe mount similar to yours. Yours looks a bit better. Do a bit of research,you`ll get a realistic idea of what you`re likely to get for it. I tend to agree with the other poster,cut a hole in the room he needs to be in, and keep him. If your wife complains,remember, there are...
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    Management Elephant Bull Hunt In The Caprivi Namibia 2023

    What he said. Just sayin`.......
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    Rockin G Ranch Meat Bison Hunt

    It`s hella inconvenient,I grant you that. It`s the price you pay for having a high standard for animal management.It`s your food supply,you want there to be high standards.
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    Rockin G Ranch Meat Bison Hunt

    OK mate,thanks for the prompt response and the info.Much appreciated.I wish you luck with selling your hunts.
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    Rockin G Ranch Meat Bison Hunt

    What I mean is,can the meat from the bison be sold locally(where you are) to help offset the cost of the hunt.
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    Rockin G Ranch Meat Bison Hunt

    What if you come from overseas? Can an overseas hunter sell the meat,to offset some of the hunt cost?
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    Management Elephant Bull Hunt In The Caprivi Namibia 2023

    That`s what my hunting mates call me for having the Courteney boots. Of course they use a word that means vagina,but isn`t used in church.
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    Management Elephant Bull Hunt In The Caprivi Namibia 2023

    Even though giraffe cull hunts are available,CITES listed them. Australia now bans giraffe parts,might want to say its a kudu bracelet.
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    Management Elephant Bull Hunt In The Caprivi Namibia 2023

    The bracelets don`t really stand out as being something that would catch the eye of a customs agent.I wouldn`t do it myself,the risk seems far greater than the reward. Besides,I`m happy enough with my elephant hide boots not attracting attention.
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    Management Elephant Bull Hunt In The Caprivi Namibia 2023

    It would have been a big risk getting caught with anything,no matter how small or innocuous.The fines are pretty severe if caught.Having said that, I pretty much just walked through customs at my home airport .I could have been carrying a bag full of powdered rhino horn,no one checked. I did...
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    Management Elephant Bull Hunt In The Caprivi Namibia 2023

    I was at a lease that borders the Selous in Matabeleland, that's why I thought it might be the same place,I didn`t know you were in Tanzania,my bad.
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    Management Elephant Bull Hunt In The Caprivi Namibia 2023

    Unfortunately for me,the Australian government is immovable on the ban on all things pachyderm.
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    Management Elephant Bull Hunt In The Caprivi Namibia 2023

    I recently returned from an ele hunt and after reading your post,I`m kicking myself for not thinking of getting replica tusks made. Thanks pal! You ruined my day! Some would say I ruined it myself for not thinking of it at the time,but I prefer to blame you. You see,I`m not the responsibility...
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    Management Elephant Bull Hunt In The Caprivi Namibia 2023

    Never so alive because you may end up never so dead. Gets the adrenaline flowing. And when they have an opinion of you (invariably a negative one) it`s virtually impossible to sweet talk them out of having homicidal thoughts about you. They are foreign to the thought of negotiation.
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    Management Elephant Bull Hunt In The Caprivi Namibia 2023

    Is that the Selous in Matabeleland?
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    Management Elephant Bull Hunt In The Caprivi Namibia 2023

    That sounds like the perfect way to do it if you can`t afford a real rhino hunt. Good for you.
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    Management Elephant Bull Hunt In The Caprivi Namibia 2023

    A good picture and get it blown up and framed so you can see it (as well as your hunting mates) can go a long way to not having anything to bring home,especially when the price is so reasonable.
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    Kills her husband and then sues to get his money

    I heard tits or wheels, but the same thing.
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    Kills her husband and then sues to get his money

    If you own it,you can forget about your ele hunt.Renting allows you options that you would otherwise never have. Any man who risks his ele hunt is in need of serious therapy.Just sayin`.......,.
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    boot maintenance

    Unfortunately,Pecard is cheap but with an $80 shipping cost. I`ll keep looking for something high in lanolin.
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    boot maintenance

    Do you have a name for the greasy paste? Hopefully available in Australia.
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    boot maintenance

    Thanks mate,sounds like good advice.
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    Kills her husband and then sues to get his money

    Not evil,mathematics. Your .458 loves you and will never ask for more than that you take it on your next elephant hunt.
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    Kills her husband and then sues to get his money

    It`s called "elephant are your friend and are waiting, and the smelly parts on the womenfolk can be got for cheap". Get your priorities right.
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    Kills her husband and then sues to get his money

    Stupidity shouldn`t be a capital offence. The death penalty should ALWAYS be reserved only for those who don`t make the effort to plan an elephant hunt.
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    Management Elephant Bull Hunt In The Caprivi Namibia 2023

    First three days were gaining info on where they were and where they were likely to be.It was getting frustrating by the end of day two and the PH could pick up on how I was feeling about it. He told me it was common for a client to feel this way,but don`t worry,it`s important to gather the...
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    EXECUTIVE HUNT AFRICA, Live The Dream

    I like dung beetles,they have an excellent work ethic. They need a better union though.
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    Management Elephant Bull Hunt In The Caprivi Namibia 2023

    I just got back from an ele hunt in Zimbabwe. I`m from Australia,so I wouldn`t be allowed to bring any ele parts home. Even if I could,I wouldn`t have because of the expense. I was there for the hunt,not the trophy.
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    Kills her husband and then sues to get his money

    This is why you should stay single and save for your elephant hunt. At least the ele wont spike your drink before he tries to kill you for sending some hot lead his way.
 
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