Ok, so I have had a fun day shooting pheasants here so I thought I would add a little aside to my sandgrouse shooting.
We travelled up from Watamu Bay to David's concession in the morning. In the afternoon David took myself and 4 other guests out on a game drive. Baboons aplenty,various antelope and warthog. There and then I decided I had to come back to Africa,somewhere and hunt those little buggers.
In the evening over dinner at the lodge I asked what the ground rules were for shooting. I have to give a safety speech at our shoot here in Ireland. No low birds,guns empty and sleeved after a drive,etc,etc.
David has a dry sense of humour and it went along these lines
"Well there really are no safety rules. We are 20 miles out in the bush shooting at waterholes. We,ll be 400 yds apart so don't worry about low shots as you might at home". Ok so far,your scribe is quite happy with this.
He continued,"Now as we drive out to shoot we may see some flocks of guineafowl along the track. So what we will do is drop you and Jimmy(my spotter,bird finder) and we,ll drive on a 100 yds or so and we will try to get the birds between us and flush them". This is not a problem I'm happy.
"Now we are in Africa mate" a hesitant yes. "And in Africa we do have lions,leopards,buffalo and the odd elephant might be around."
Now I am listening very intently and paying attention.
"If we do meet something that is higher up the food chain don't run" ok,got that.
"Jimmy will grab the back of your shirt and just walk back slowly until Jimmy says it is safe to turn and walk away" I am relieved and make a mental note not to piss Jimmy off beforehand.
" But if something does charge you". At this stage I interjected and said "Yes,this is what I was wondering about". " oh,just shoot Jimmy in the foot and run like hell. If a tourist gets chewed up,gored or stomped on it doesn't look good in the press.
I'm glad to say Jimmy and I both had a pleasant day in the bush.
I suppose a lot of us have read Ruark,Capstick,Hunter etc. I always wanted to say nipa bundouki kwa mimi tafidali. Give me the gun please. Childhood wish came true.