Buff-Buster
AH elite
- Joined
- Aug 3, 2011
- Messages
- 1,791
- Reaction score
- 1,321
- Location
- Hempstead, Texas
- Deals & offers
- 2
- Media
- 90
- Articles
- 1
- Member of
- Houston Safari Club, Gulf Coast SCI, SCI International. Rowland Ward, NRA, RMEF, North American Hunting Club - Life Member, Texas Trophy Hunters
- Hunted
- Mozambique, South Africa, (Kwa-Zulu Natal, Free State & East Cape), Zimbabwe (Charisa & West Nicholson), U.S.(Texas, New Mexico, LA, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Wyoming & Montana), Canada (Alberta & Saskatchewan) & Argentina (Cordoba)
A Womens Poem:
Before I lay me down too sleep
I pray for a man that's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who will call and not wait weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed
And when I spend he won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand,
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me a queen,
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other,
And relish visits from my mother.
A Man's Poem:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac,
With big tits, who owns a bar on a golf course,
That loves to send me hunting, fishing and drinking with my friends.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
The end
Before I lay me down too sleep
I pray for a man that's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who will call and not wait weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed
And when I spend he won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand,
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me a queen,
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other,
And relish visits from my mother.
A Man's Poem:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac,
With big tits, who owns a bar on a golf course,
That loves to send me hunting, fishing and drinking with my friends.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
The end
