gillettehunter
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The guys were all at deer hunting camp. No one wanted to room with Jim because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they agreed to take turns.
The first guy slept with Jim and comes to breakfast the next morning
with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what
happened to you?" He said, "Jim snored so loudly, I just sat up and
watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same
thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what
happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Jim shakes the
roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Walt's turn. Walt was a tanned, older cowboy -- a
man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and
bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They
said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I
went and tucked Jim into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him
good night. Jim sat up and watched me all night."
The first guy slept with Jim and comes to breakfast the next morning
with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what
happened to you?" He said, "Jim snored so loudly, I just sat up and
watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same
thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what
happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Jim shakes the
roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Walt's turn. Walt was a tanned, older cowboy -- a
man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and
bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They
said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I
went and tucked Jim into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him
good night. Jim sat up and watched me all night."
