Democrat, Republican or Redneck????

[Buff-Buster]

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
The answer can be found by posing the following question:

Senario:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a Colt 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
(THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN)
Which of the following most closely matches your answer?
Democrat's Answer:

• Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
• What is a Colt 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
• Does the man look poor or oppressed?
• Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
• Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
• Could we run away?
• What does my wife think?
• What about the kids?
• Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
• What does the law say about this situation?
• Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
• Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
• How many rounds does this magazine hold?
• Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
• Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
• If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
• Should I call 9-1-1?
• Why is this street so deserted?
• We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
• Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior?
• I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
• This is all so confusing!

Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Redneck’s Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

Click

Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!”
Son: “Can I shoot the next one?!”
Wife: “Now look what you went and did! How’s the Taxidermist gunna fix all them holes!”

 

[Nyati]

 

[bluey]

l guess im a redneck republican ,lately ive been wondering where id stand in American politics.
thanks for sorting that out for me BB

 

[CAustin]

Can you say big ole REDNECK? That would be be!

 

[Bullthrower338]

Kinda goes along with the story of the old boy in Texas that got pulled over by the state trooper,
"Sir, do you have any weapons on you?"
"Yes Officer, I do. I have a 1911 on my hip, a kimber solo 9mm in my coat pocket, a 380 in my pants pocket and a knife in my boot."
"Is that all?"
"Well actually no, there is an AR-15, Remington 870 and a hunting rifle behind the seat."
The cop scratches his head for a minute and says, " Just what are you afraid of?"
The Texan looks him in the eye and says "Not one damn thing!" LOL

 

[Velo Dog]

Guess I'm not a Democrat, because hardly any of those questions made any sense to me except perhaps the one about what sort of ammunition would my pistola be loaded with.
I've always carried 230 grain FMJ in any 1911's I've owned, including the one I still have today (shoots through car doors, heavy winter coats and such better than hollow points do).
Guess I'm not a Republican either, because any attacker worth shooting is worth shooting twice.
Red Neck is not a perfect fit either, because if they fail to stop after my initial two quick shots to the center mass response, they get a very swift third through the computer - game over.
However, if I had to pick one, it'd have to be a Red Neck (only because there was no category for: "Grumpy Old Constitutionalist, That Doesn't Waste Ammunition in a Fight, Just in Case There Are More of These Goons in The Area").