Elderly driver

Mtgoat

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An elderly driver is stopped by the police shortly after 2:00 AM. They ask him where is going at this time of night.

The man replies "I am on my way to a lecture about (1) alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, (2) the harmful effects of smoking and (3) why staying out late is bad for you."

The police officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies: "That would be my wife."
 
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