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Jenny Craig For Men
I called the company and ordered their 5-day, 10 lb. Weight loss.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before me a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
Without a second thought, I took off after her. A few miles later huffing and
puffing, I finally gave up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the
fifth day, I weighed myself and am delighted to find I lost 10 lbs. As promised.
I called the company and ordered their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman I have ever seen in my life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.
Well, I'm out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape
and I do my best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine
happens and I'm gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to my delight
on the fifth day when I weigh myself, I discover that I have lost another 20
lbs. As promised.
So I decide to go for broke and call the company to order the 7-day/50 pound
program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," I reply, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when I open it find a huge
muscular guy standing there
wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,
"If I catch you... You're mine."
I lost 63 pounds that week.
I called the company and ordered their 5-day, 10 lb. Weight loss.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before me a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
Without a second thought, I took off after her. A few miles later huffing and
puffing, I finally gave up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the
fifth day, I weighed myself and am delighted to find I lost 10 lbs. As promised.
I called the company and ordered their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman I have ever seen in my life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.
Well, I'm out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape
and I do my best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine
happens and I'm gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to my delight
on the fifth day when I weigh myself, I discover that I have lost another 20
lbs. As promised.
So I decide to go for broke and call the company to order the 7-day/50 pound
program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," I reply, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when I open it find a huge
muscular guy standing there
wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,
"If I catch you... You're mine."
I lost 63 pounds that week.
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