Diamondhitch
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Little Johnny is sitting in math class and his teacher asks "if there are 3 crows sitting on the fence and you shoot one, how many are left?"
Little Johnny puts up his hand and the teacher calls on him. "None" Johhny replies.
"Sorry that's wrong" The teacher lectured "if there are 3 crows and you shoot 1 there will be 2 left".
"No, if you shoot 1 the other 2 will fly away" Johnny barks.
"Hmmm??? that's not what I was after Johhny but I like the way you think" smiled the teacher.
"I have one for you now teacher" Johhny said "3 women are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream, one bites at the ice cream, one licks the ice cream, and the other puts the whole cone in her mouth, sucks out the ice cream and swallows it. Which one is married?"
The teacher blushes and blurts out "The third one I guess?"
"Nope" says Johhny "The one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think!!!"
Little Johnny puts up his hand and the teacher calls on him. "None" Johhny replies.
"Sorry that's wrong" The teacher lectured "if there are 3 crows and you shoot 1 there will be 2 left".
"No, if you shoot 1 the other 2 will fly away" Johnny barks.
"Hmmm??? that's not what I was after Johhny but I like the way you think" smiled the teacher.
"I have one for you now teacher" Johhny said "3 women are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream, one bites at the ice cream, one licks the ice cream, and the other puts the whole cone in her mouth, sucks out the ice cream and swallows it. Which one is married?"
The teacher blushes and blurts out "The third one I guess?"
"Nope" says Johhny "The one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think!!!"
