LITTLE OL' LADY IN COURT...

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LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Old Lady: I am 94 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happend next?

Old Lady:He began to rub all over of my body.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Old Lady: He just yelled ‘April fool!’...... That's when I shot him, the little bastard.

 

[CAustin]

Be ware of little old ladies who pack heat! We just had an elderly lady In Kansas City who had a young man break into her home. The man was intent upon robbery. The old lady scolded him and asked what his mother would think of his foolishness. The young man replied he didn't give a damn. Now the little old lady was boiling some water on her stove in an open pot for some tea. She reached for the water and threw it on the man scalding him like a dog. He hasn't been seen since. True story! Great joke Doc!

 

[KWALATA SAFARIS]

Wahahahaha! PERFECT DOC!

 

[Nyati]

 

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