Buff-Buster
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While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a
> > > woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
> > > The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
> > patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked,
> 'What's your hurry?'
> > > To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'
> > > 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
> > 'I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.
> > The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum
> > > stretcher do?'
> > 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to
> > > two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I
>>>>can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch,
> > until it's about 6 feet wide.'
> > > 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked.
> > > 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'
> > > Traffic Ticket $95.00
> > > Court Costs. $45.00
> > > woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
> > > The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
> > patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked,
> 'What's your hurry?'
> > > To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'
> > > 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
> > 'I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.
> > The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum
> > > stretcher do?'
> > 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to
> > > two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I
>>>>can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch,
> > until it's about 6 feet wide.'
> > > 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked.
> > > 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'
> > > Traffic Ticket $95.00
> > > Court Costs. $45.00
