Telling a joke in Afrikan

[Rob404]

I want to surprise my Host,,can some body help me tell a Joke in Afrikaan

 

[DOC-404]

Here you go, Rob, practice this one...

The teacher asks the class to translate the following sentence into Afrikaans :

' Julius Malema is swimming in the Vaal River '

So, as always, little Johnny puts his hand up and says

' Daar is 'n drol in die drinkwater ' :biggrin2:

 

[EDD]

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

 

[Nyati]

We need a translation, Doc.

 

[Diamondhitch]

We need a translation, Doc.

Courtesy of Google translate: There's a turd in the drinking water.

 

[Nyati]

Thanks, good one :clapping::clapping:

 

[Rob404]

am I correct in assuming that Mr Malema and our Prez share the same popularity in some circles

I allready Know the joke I want to tell ,,I just need to have it spelled so I can try to pronouncing properly,,,Not to many people here in Minnesota I can go to unless I want to say it in Finlander

 

[Hogpatrol]

We have a joke here in the U.S. that could be adapted to RSA or any other country's politicians.
"A motorcade stops on a dusty road and a well dressed individual steps out with his bodyguards and walks over to a water hole and scoops up with his hand a drink of water. The farmer, in a foreign dialect, yells to him "Don't drink that water, the cows shit in it". The drinker responds " I do not speak that language, this is America. Speak in English or go back in your house". To which the farmer yells back in English "Use two hands, you'll get more".

 

[Rob404]

We have a joke here in the U.S. that could be adapted to RSA or any other country's politicians.
"A motorcade stops on a dusty road and a well dressed individual steps out with his bodyguards and walks over to a water hole and scoops up with his hand a drink of water. The farmer, in a foreign dialect, yells to him "Don't drink that water, the cows shit in it". The drinker responds " I do not speak that language, this is America. Speak in English or go back in your house". To which the farmer yells back in English "Use two hands, you'll get more".

heard the joke told with the farmer Being Wisconsin German and the water drinker being a Minnesota tourist