the bacon tree

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The Bacon Tree





Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving.





They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says:





"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."





"Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon."





With renewed hope, they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.





There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon, every imaginable kind of cured pork.





"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"





"Luis, maybe ees a meerage?





We ees in the desert don't forget."





"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon?





Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"





With that, Luis staggers towards the tree.





He gets to within 5 yards, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock.





Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath:





"Pepe, go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"





"Luis, Luis miamigo, what ees it?"





"Pepe ees not a bacon tree. Ees...





Ees...





Ees...





Ees...





Ees...





Ees...





Ees... a ham bush."
 
Good joke to piss of a liberal with! Love it!:dancing:
 
Love it! :rofl:
 
Hamlet would be impressed with that death scene.
 
Bluey , my friend , you owe me a new tablet...I just spewed "Goose and Bull" all over mine.:biggrin2:
That is friggin' hilarious !
 
bravo, bravo...:crazylol::thumb: well done.
 
Bluey, have you been reading Piers Anthony's "Magic of Xanth" series again? LOL
 
:rofl: that one will be good for pissen off libtards!
 

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