Jane, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since high school. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch at a popular, but expensive, wine bar. Jane arrives first, wearing a beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Mezzacorona Pinot Grigio.
Sue arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the required ritualized mwah-mwah kisses she joins Jane in a glass of wine.
Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots. She too shares the wine.
Jane explains that after leaving high school and graduating from Princeton in Classics, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of New York's leading law firms. They live in a 4000 square-foot apartment on Fifth Avenue , where Samantha, the daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in Phoenix.
Sue relates that she graduated from Harvard Med School and became a surgeon. Her husband, Parker, is a leading Wall Street investment banker. They live in Southampton on Long Island and have a second home in Naples, Florida.
Mary explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her boyfriend, Jimmy. They run a tropical bird park in Kansas and grow their own vegetables. Jimmy can stand five parrots, side by side, on his willy.
Halfway through the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jane eventually admits that her husband is really a cashier at Wal-Mart. They live in a small apartment in Brooklyn and have a travel trailer parked at a nearby storage facility.
Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, admits that she and Parker are both nurses' aides in a retirement home. They live in Jersey City and take vacation camping trips to Alabama.
Mary admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg. :biggrin2:
Sue arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the required ritualized mwah-mwah kisses she joins Jane in a glass of wine.
Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots. She too shares the wine.
Jane explains that after leaving high school and graduating from Princeton in Classics, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of New York's leading law firms. They live in a 4000 square-foot apartment on Fifth Avenue , where Samantha, the daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in Phoenix.
Sue relates that she graduated from Harvard Med School and became a surgeon. Her husband, Parker, is a leading Wall Street investment banker. They live in Southampton on Long Island and have a second home in Naples, Florida.
Mary explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her boyfriend, Jimmy. They run a tropical bird park in Kansas and grow their own vegetables. Jimmy can stand five parrots, side by side, on his willy.
Halfway through the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jane eventually admits that her husband is really a cashier at Wal-Mart. They live in a small apartment in Brooklyn and have a travel trailer parked at a nearby storage facility.
Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, admits that she and Parker are both nurses' aides in a retirement home. They live in Jersey City and take vacation camping trips to Alabama.
Mary admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg. :biggrin2:
