The man who gave up sex for golf...!

[DOC-404]

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend who is ahead by a couple of strokes.

"Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the golfer mumbles to himself.
Just then, a sinister looking stranger walks up beside the golfer and whispers, "To sink this putt, would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"
Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer casually says, "Sure," and sinks the putt.

Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one."
The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, "Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?"
Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay."
And he makes an eagle.

On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win.
Before he has a chance to say a wish out loud, the stranger whispers in the golfer's ear, "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?"
"Definitely," the golfer replies.
He makes the eagle and wins the match.

As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks alongside him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because you don't know who I am. You see, I'm Satan, and from this day forward you will have no sex life."

"Nice to meet you," the golfer replies. "I'm Father O'Malley."

 

[KWALATA SAFARIS]

Wahahaha put that in your pipe and smoke it....
Bet the choir boys will sleep well....

 

[gillettehunter]

good one! Bruce

 

[Nyati]

 

[Bos en Dal SAFARIS]

Now i wish i was a priest, maybe i would be able to play better golf as well!!

 

[KWALATA SAFARIS]

Ain't that the truth the T is not a problem its my short game!

 

[Bos en Dal SAFARIS]

Its not how you drive but how you arrive!!

 

[ScottG]

Qualify your customer.

 

[ScottG]

My problem is off the T, my middle irons, my short game and my putting. Other than that I knockem dead.

 

[Bobpuckett]

Good one Doc now aren't you glad you didn't give up the choir!

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend who is ahead by a couple of strokes.

"Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the golfer mumbles to himself.
Just then, a sinister looking stranger walks up beside the golfer and whispers, "To sink this putt, would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"
Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer casually says, "Sure," and sinks the putt.

Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one."
The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, "Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?"
Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay."
And he makes an eagle.

On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win.
Before he has a chance to say a wish out loud, the stranger whispers in the golfer's ear, "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?"
"Definitely," the golfer replies.
He makes the eagle and wins the match.

As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks alongside him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because you don't know who I am. You see, I'm Satan, and from this day forward you will have no sex life."

"Nice to meet you," the golfer replies. "I'm Father O'Malley."

@DOC 404
I gave up sex for lent. Problem is I forgot who I lent it to.
Bob

 

[sgt_zim]

If you find yourself in the middle of a just-erupted lightning storm whilst in the middle of the course, the safest thing to do is to grab your 1 iron, raise it high above your head, then calmly walk back to the clubhouse that way.

Because even God himself can't hit a 1 iron.