gillettehunter
AH ambassador
Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course,
I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either “gone under the knife, or had
those pellets implanted…
The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist’s desk,
I noticed that the receptionist was a large, unfriendly woman who resembled a Sumo
wrestler. I gave her my name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, “YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT
TO TALK TO THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?”
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me… a now
very embarrassed man. But I was able to recover quickly, and I responded in an
equally loud voice, “NO, I’VE COME TO
INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR WHO DID
YOURS!”
The room erupted in applause!
Don’t mess with old, retired guys!
I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either “gone under the knife, or had
those pellets implanted…
The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist’s desk,
I noticed that the receptionist was a large, unfriendly woman who resembled a Sumo
wrestler. I gave her my name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, “YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT
TO TALK TO THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?”
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me… a now
very embarrassed man. But I was able to recover quickly, and I responded in an
equally loud voice, “NO, I’VE COME TO
INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR WHO DID
YOURS!”
The room erupted in applause!
Don’t mess with old, retired guys!
