This is the funniest approach to turkeys I have ever seen

[nuval.J2711]

 

[K-man]

and make them stupid......

 

[nuval.J2711]

and make them stupid......

haha. make them have the flight patterns of a garbage bag full of sand

 

[CAustin]

But give them excellent eyesight so man will spend millions of dollars on clothes, calls, guns, boots, face covers, vests with built in seats and specialized shotgun shells just for the chance to see them run away! Ha!

 

[Pheroze]

But give them excellent eyesight so man will spend millions of dollars on clothes, calls, guns, boots, face covers, vests with built in seats and specialized shotgun shells just for the chance to see them run away! Ha!

 

[CAustin]

Only one who has seen a big Tom turn and run can appreciate the truth in my previous post! Count me as one of those who understands.

 

[larry4831]

But with their eyesight and if they could smell nobody would get them

 

[Pheroze]

But with their eyesight and if they could smell nobody would get them

But then they would be some horribly ugly super villain.

 

[CAustin]

But then they would be some horribly ugly super villain.

If you ask me they already are!

 

[jeff]

But with their eyesight and if they could smell nobody would get them

Not to mention their excellent hearing!

 

[larry4831]

If you ask me they already are!

Their ugly, but they're good eaten

 

[thriller]

It takes it to a whole new humbling level of difficulty to hunt them in a river swamp in a place like Alabama where we have so damn many trees.