Walking on the grass...

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WALKING ON THE GRASS

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.


The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.


Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."


"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."


The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.


After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.


"Yes?" said the Instructor.


"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"


Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?


This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught. o_O
 
LOL, he would lucky to be alive!
 
He never heard the shot that killed him..................................
 
LMFAO I resemble this!!! But maybe we could change it to ask if she could still carry a bag of duck decoys???? I gotta steal this one and post it somewhere my wife will see it... (y)
 

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