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BY JOHN NASH It is that time of year, when poisonous mushrooms suddenly re-erupt all over the place without warning and this year many are, as in the past, infected by a particularly stubborn patho…
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It is that time of year, when poisonous mushrooms suddenly re-erupt all over the place without warning and this year many are, as in the past, infected by a particularly stubborn pathogen.
Despite dying instantly when exposed to the bright light of truth, and regardless of being repeatedly stamped out, a damnable scourge continues to re-emerge again and again.
I refer to the highly toxic CBTH* virus that was secretly developed, not in a laboratory, but in 2018, inside the rectum of the political parasite Charlatanus Eduardus Gonçalviensis (better known among mycologists and Countryfolk as “The Sticky Fingered Deceiver”), who concocted it together with WWF guru Jean-Paul Jeanrenaud, lost old explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes OBE and the gobby thesp, Peter Egan, source of more hot air pollution than Drax.
CBTH virus is a terrible brain-rotting variant of M-Pox that rapidly makes a monkey out of its victims. Research shows that rural people and those with common sense and intelligence are usually immune to it, but it spreads rapidly among urbanites, especially those already affected by bunny-huggery, veganism and the latest pandemics of wokery and pernicious LAME (Look At Me Everyone) making many MPs and Celebrities particularly vulnerable.
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