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I`m with you on the size of the Alaska mosquitos, brother. I saw one carry off a bull moose to feed its mosquito cubs. True story.

You had access to half a dozen eggs?????? LUXURY!!! Me and my 29 siblings lived in a shoebox in the middle of the freeway and knew nothing but starvation and a drunken father who would come home to the shoebox at night and cut us in half with a rusty breadknife, and that was after we were...

The 2x1 says the trophy fee of only one ele.How much extra is the fee for the second one? Cheers.

I know the feeling. We were so poor that my mum couldn`t afford to give birth to me,so the lady down the street had to do it. My mum couldn`t even afford cab fare or the services of a midwife,so I had to drive to the neighbour lady`s house and assist in my own birth.

No problem if you`re rich. For many of us (myself included) that money is better spent on an ele hunt.

Can you tell me the total cost of a category 1 lion with a lioness added on please?

I know that all inclusive means what it says, but I don`t know if that includes rifle rental and ammo. Does it? Also, can the hunt be done with someone who has a low level of fitness?

When does this take effect?

Is field prep and transportation to a local taxidermist included?

That looks an absolute treat. Well done that man.

What does "half life size" mean?

Couldn`t agree more Bill.

Excellent advice. Well done that man.

Bite your $^&****^%$%*($### tongue sir!

That`s the unspeakable hurt of giraffe mounts. The buyer gets a great deal and the seller is left in tears.....a few shekels in his pocket but,no more giraffe mount to love. Shakespearean in its tragedy.