on a lighter note...


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At my funeral, I want a group of Italian guys dressed in black suits approach my coffin and say "We're gonna miss you Boss" so my family will think I had some crazy shit going on.
I want one of my friends to send out a group text from my phone telling everyone, "Thanks for coming"
 
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Did that once. And only once. Blamed it on my neighbors. A week later their house, yard, trees, and vehicles were toilet papered. That was over three or four decades ago. My parents still remind me of the time I called the law that night. They just can't prove who or why their house was TPed 2 weeks later on Halloween.

Me::E Shrug:
 
Did that once. And only once. Blamed it on my neighbors. A week later their house, yard, trees, and vehicles were toilet papered. That was over three or four decades ago. My parents still remind me of the time I called the law that night. They just can't prove who or why their house was TPed 2 weeks later on Halloween.

Me::E Shrug:

Post Script: couldn't edit this earlier due to doctor called me for my appointment.

I sort of manipulated a joke I once heard. IIRC, I think it was Jerry Faller (Fowler)(?)(last name is probably misspelled or incorrect), who actually told a similar, paralleling, joke. Only his spill was much longer, with a different ending.:E Rofl:

Had to change the story a bit. As what actually happened to the actual neighbor on Halloween was worse and presumably done by middle school age students, and not worth elaborating on.
 
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Jerry Clower maybe?
 
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