on a lighter note...

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Ontario Hunter]

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30% for a tip! Are you kidding?

Best tip for a shitty waitress: $0.02. Walk off without leaving a tip and she may think you forgot. Send her the right message!

Prostitute to the leper: "Don't leave a tip."

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[sgt_zim]

 

[John the Electrician]

 

[Field28]

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Ontario Hunter]

I'm in the hospital while they figure out what to do about my bleeding ulcer. The staff didn't put anything on my chart for "Care Plan" so I filled in the blanks. Hope it works. I'm damn tired of lime jello, apple juice, and saltless broth (boy, that shit is awful).

This morning someone from dietician dept came around asking for feedback on the chow. "Lady, you need an armed guard for your job!"

 

[WAB]

I'm in the hospital while they figure out what to do about my bleeding ulcer. The staff didn't put anything on my chart for "Care Plan" so I filled in the blanks. Hope it works. I'm damn tired of lime jello, apple juice, and saltless broth (boy, that shit is awful).
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This morning someone from dietician dept came around asking for feedback on the chow. "Lady, you need an armed guard for your job!"

Well played. I hope you get well soon.

 

[Happy Myles]

Hey Pat, take care and good luck. Mention my name and maybe the menu will improve. I prefer crab to lobster. Get well soon