I don’t think I could ever cheat on my wife. I’ve been having a hard enough time getting by with my gun buying. There is no way I could get by with an affair.
First I get a full color catalog that Rock Island Auctions sent me by fed ex unsolicited. Then the questions begin. Why did they send you this? What did you buy? I know they are sending these books out to everyone!!!
Then tonight:
Her: what did you buy at Krieghoff for $2,000.00 dollars???
Me: Who Snitched???
Her: You left the receipt in your pocket dumbass!!
Me: Oh, I thought I mentioned I ordered a set of barrels.
I didn’t break the news that it was only a deposit. I’ll have to be a little more cautious when they are ready.