A lady was walking her two dogs. She stopped to speak to a neighbor. The neighbor asked what are the dogs names. She said, one is timex and the other is rolex. The neighbor asked, why did you name them that? She replied because they are watch dogs.
Here are two rhetorical questions my father posed to me during a hunting trip.
If it takes six-square of sunshine to shingle a sh*thouse, how far can you run with a hot hog turd in your mouth without slobbering?
and
If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and half, how long will it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
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