True story. Having been to Costa Rica the past seven years fishing, I wanted to learn the language so I could converse with the locals. Enter Duo App. I participated on this app in Spanish every day for almost a year. At 60+, I was not sure it was taking but fully believed old dogs could learn new tricks. After almost a year, I felt I was ready. We were having our bathroom redone and the tile guy was hispanic. I told my wife, I am going in, wish me luck. With that, I went into the bathroom and declared “Hola mi amigo”, meaning hello my friend. With a smile on his face he responded “Hola. Como esta?” meaning hello, how are you? My brain froze. Como esta could have been Russian at that point. In utter mental panic I responded Como esta? He looked confused and asked again Como esta? I tucked tail and left. I had been utterly defeated by the Spanish language and walked out embarrassed. I returned shortly thereafter with a beer, handed it to him, proclaimed cerveza, and walked out. My oldest son has never laughed so hard in his life when I explained to him my attempt at international diplomacy. We have a good laugh any time the conversation turns to Spanish and he taunts me at my now infamous “Spanglish”. So yes, I know just enough Spanish to get myself in trouble!