ZIMBABWE: Our Zimbawe Adventure & Hunt For Buffalo & Elephant

Great report so far. Thanks for sharing. You do know you "owe" your wife, right? My wife would never even get on the plane...but that does save me money;)

Yea I owe her a trip to Maccu Picchu in June of 2016... And a new house to hold up the trophy room I need to build.

She is very reasonable about all this stuff and very hard to buy for because she just does not want a lot... Until she does. I seem to get by paying very little "wife tax" for 5 or 10 years at a time and then it all comes due with interest and penalties! LOL

Seriously, she is very hard working, conservative and hates shopping. She usually knows what she wants when she wants it and then she gets it. We are equal partners and as our businesses have grown and we have formed legal entities, she has gotten her own shares equal to mine. She actually controls all the money. I consider her a major part of our business success. I see other small businesses struggle when they get confused about the amount of money "flowing through" vs. actual profit and learning to live lean enough to pour enough profit back in to grow the business to meet future goals "first".. We may have gone overboard the other way but it is sure a lot of fun now!
 
More views of the village, the local store, these people absolutely love getting things for free!

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To build a new house, you first need to make the bricks... Notice there is not a carpenter's level in the whole country. And notice the solar panels... There is no electrical grid, but everyone has a cell phone! I think I heard a statistic (at a farm meeting of course) that the African continent averages 1.3 cell phones per person.
 
She is very reasonable about all this stuff and very hard to buy for because she just does not want a lot... Until she does. I seem to get by paying very little "wife tax" for 5 or 10 years at a time and then it all comes due with interest and penalties! LOL


This is the most real, intelligent and true thing who I ever heard about wives.......at least mine......must be a replica of yours........!!!!!

Bravo......Bravo.......!!!!!
 
The auto wash and dry cycle took 4 days to complete. Of course it was raining.

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More village pics

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Pumping water, notice how much power it takes and which gender is running it. I had a great time showing these guys and girls the pictures.

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I love experiencing the world through someones else's novice eye. Everything is interesting.
Thanks for sharing the details of the experience.
 
Day 6, Walking with Elephants II
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

Ok I hope to be brutally honest with this, It was probably my best and worst day of hunting ever... Let me explain.

It is the day after the big rain, tough going in many places and actually better in others. Not sure how much rain but we must have gotten an inch or two. The morning river drive was mostly un-eventful. It is mostly easier driving in the wet sand right now. It is very cool but looking like a nice day. We had actually slept pretty good and had closed up the screens and added blankets to stay warm but much easier to sleep in the cold than the heat!

I felt great, I think Ann did as well... So we are off to Diti again to go after one of those elephant bulls we had spotted. Lots of mud and puddles on the road so more challenging drive but we got there and found a different guy in the little seasonal village who said yes the elephants were around but had headed up river further and pointed us in the general direction.... The thing about this local advice is that you have to realize that when they say they saw a big elephant, they mean the saw an elephant.. After all they are elephants! All of them are big!

With the rain this river is not so forgiving and very soon a front wheel falls into a hole but we back right out and Quinn thinks better of it and we get out to saddle up and walk. And walk! We don't quickly find the fresh sign and hear the breaking trees as we did 3 days earlier... We climb a hill to glass, nothing so back down and up a bigger hill... Quinn had stepped in a pothole and took his shoe and sock off to dry them out on top of this "almost mountain" and we all spread out to glass... I head way down to the far end and glass that back end, nothing but donkeys and cattle. After quite a while, I head back towards the rest of the group and Ann gets some biltong out to share with everyone... the Tracker and Ben are off by themselves and Quinn seemed to be on his phone or text or something, with one shoe on... His father was having some minor medical issues so he was trying to stay in contact.. I go over and give the guys some biltong and mention what a nice day it is, not to hot and not to cold, beautiful weather! They are agreeing and chewing when I mention that all we need are some elephants... The tracker chews some more and casually waves his hand at the distance and says, oh they are right over there... "WTF!!! Why didn't you say anything!?" Oh Quinn knows but he is over there... I run over by Quinn and point them out and he is hopping down the hill with one shoe trying to get a better angle to glass them!...... Now bear with me; Quinn considers himself a prankster or fellow of good humor and is constantly commenting about the "African one shoe phenomenon"... It is actually a great mystery but all over Zimbabwe, you come across a single shoe laying on the road and in the bush and about everywhere else.... where I the other one? Are these folks walking along and "oh, my left shoe is worn out" kick it off and continue on with one???? Or are they drying out a wet shoe when they suddenly spot the herd of elephants!?

So we are off hot on the trail of the elephants! We put on the miles that day, 10 of them to be as close to exact as Ann's pedometer got us. That is 25,000 steps for her (y)... And about 10,000 for Quinn o_O Would have been easy enough if it was a nice paved trail... But of course it the anti-paved trail! And the anti-flat trail... Actually it is not a trail.. It is thorn bushes, rocks, hills, gullies, sand, and mountain wanna be's!

But there are elephants! Lots of them! The cows and bulls are mixed together today and we are on the trail of 40 to 50 elephants! I'm loving it... Ann was taking some video but mostly just walking. We get close, real close and the devastation is incredible.. The bush is mowed off like a giant brush mower had gone through about 6' high and shredded everything above that. We stalk in to get a look a a cow or young bull is in the way and we need to back out and circle around. elephants are everywhere and moving through feeding on everything it seems. This on the border away from Kruger and on the other side are South African farms, paved roads and huge fields of tomatoes. Which it is apparent the elephants go over at night and raid the fields as there are tomato peals in the dung and the older stuff has little tomato shoots growing in it. Anyway, they are making their way right back to the river where we started from.... We are almost running to get ahead of them because Quinn has determined the bulls are up front. We get up where we think we are ahead of them and get stuck with the wind shifting again so we back out again and to my horror , the tracker lights up a cigarette! He gets away with it so must know something?

We actually get right up to the river and spot several bulls, most young bulls but we can see bigger bodies up in there so Quinn and I stalk along the river bank alone when this little guy (well he still out weights us by several tons!) is on us like a blood hound! He is sniffing the ground and then snorkeling and steadily working his way right at us and getting close. When he stops and flairs his ears out I though he had made us but he notices a yummy looking bush which he starts eating! We have a small tree between us and him so we keep that in line and back out and go out into the river. We are all back together and making our way down the far side of the river to look at the bigger bulls. Ann was videoing and Quinn and I are up front when we come up on two big bulls... Looks like the tree killer and the broken tusk bull. Quinn whispers " what do you want to do?" I instantly said "shoot one of these two".... Ann had earlier told me the experience was great but she was ready to be done and did not want to keep making this miserable drive cramped into that little truck. She wanted me to shoot an elephant out of this group and she wanted to move to the main campo and be done with the tent as well!... Now you have to understand, in spite of this , she was in no way going to stay sitting in camp bored and possibly miss out on something.

So we have tree killer on the opposite bank and I suggest we sneak over there and shoot him in the ear! Quinn keeps saying he is not 40 pounds and still young... So I say ok then let's shoot the other one! We are looking him over and he has his backbone sticking out and I remember asking if he is old and maybe he is a pretty good animal to take. Quinn comments that he is over 40 on the good side, maybe mid 40's, but the left has a foot broken off. He is kind of quartering away just a bit but moving around and presents a shot then turns a bit too much again, back and forth and he is bit farther than I want to brain shoot at this distance off hand. I look for the tracker with the sticks and he hiding on the far bank. So I ask Quinn "how about a heart/lung shot" to which he say "no, I want him to drop instantly". Which makes complete sense and shows his experience. He did not want a wounded elephant running into the middle of that big herd. Much less across the border! So I really want the sticks but now, and some direction from Quinn as to taking the shot. Dammit we talked about this, Quinn said when the time came he would talk me through the shot, angles and all. Shit! the elephant is moving up the bank and into the bush. I remember working at it to remain calm at this point. Quinn says "come on" and we head in after it, Quinn is whispering that he is not certain this is the biggest bull in the herd. He wants to see the rest of the bulls but it will be dark soon... We get up on a small hill and there is a sea of elephants everywhere! Lots of cows and young animals, then a young bull works his way around below and behind us, they are oblivious to us so far but we are in real danger of being surrounded. This is the first time, no the only time, I really felt a bit if concern for our safety so when Quinn whispered "lets go", I was ready to go! But when I looked back, Ann was still videoing! I almost had to drag her out of there. I think at that point she was still convinced we were going to shoot an elephant that evening. So we had a great day but also a very disappointing one. We were exhausted and hungry and still had a 3 hour drive ahead of us. But the low point was still to come....
 
This is the most real, intelligent and true thing who I ever heard about wives.......at least mine......must be a replica of yours........!!!!!

Bravo......Bravo.......!!!!!

Rocket;
Sometime in the future we will need to conspire to bring her down to your area! Maybe in 2 or 3 years?

Bob
 
Rocket;
Sometime in the future we will need to conspire to bring her down to your area! Maybe in 2 or 3 years?

Bob


No problem Bob......men should allways have at least a chance of conspiring against women in these issues..........:Vamp:
 
This really is a great read. Don't leave us hanging tho. We are into your story. Thanks for writing it up. Bruce
 
The is turning into a go BOB go BOB story with Ann as a side kick...:)(y)

We are waiting on :W A Rifle: or :W Sniper: and maybe this :W Shooting Uzi: BOB....
 
Bob,

Really enjoying the photos and story! Your doing a great job.
 
Fantastic writeup, Bob :D Cheers:
 
Action Bob I am loving this story!
 
Very enjoyable reading, the only way I will experience an elephant hunt is through stories like these. Thanks
 
Ok guys, sorry about the delays but gotta tend to business and stuff....

I think I forgot to tell you about Quinn's big loves!... Other than his wife and kids...

He has a Merkel 500NE double that he is very fond of, takes with him just about everywhere, and cares for meticulously..

And then there is his Land Cruiser! He has duel batteries and needs them, the thing is wired for about every gizmo you could dream up. He is a bit,, ok complete teckno head... He has the truck customized with elephant skin leather on the dash and trimming out his custom seat covers, etc. A custom shelf on the dash and up in the headliner... Which I'm sure we about drove hims nuts with all the clutter we piled onto those. The typical hunting rack with 2 spare tires, 2 seats and a big tool box and cooler as the other major necessities.

I learned lots of new thing and translations of the local African English (such as the hooter thing)... Another on is the "we will make a plan..." Which I've concluded means "I have absolutely no idea how I'm going to deal with this particular emergency, but somehow it will work itself out and then I will pretend that I had it planned out that way all along!" (like packing the mini van). Another one is "new" such as the "new tires" I am not sure about the rest of Africa, but I've concluded that in Zimbabwe at least, the term "new" is broadly used to describe things like "the most recently purchased ones I have" and "new to me"... For example we were picked up in the "new van"... Meaning the 15 year old van that was recently purchased by Threeways so it was new to them. And the tires "new" tires on the Land Cruiser were the 4 that were rotating around the truck along with the "old" ones also called spares.... It is ok to have large chunks of rubber missing and cords stickling out, they still qualify as new. Now don't get me wrong, they had good tread (the parts not ripped off" and I in no way would have expected them to be replaced yet... But it struck me funny that they were the "new" tires...

So the first day, on the way to camp we had a flat about a 1/4 mile before we got there... Nobody seemed to think it was any thing out of the ordinary, Quinn stops and gets out, shines his flashlight and "yup, flat tire" gets back in (the African PH's so have it made!) and Fanni comes over to our door. Quinn looks up from checking his phone and mentions we need to get out as the tools and jack are behind the seat.... So Fanni grabs the stuff and I'm looking at the situation and I'm kinda hungry (we had skipped lunch, remember) and anxious to get to camp, so I take the lug wrench out of his hand as he is getting the jack.. He kind of fights back but relents and lets me take it... So I start loosening the lugs while Fanni jacks up the truck, I kick the tire off and Fanni has the spare down and lifts it on to the hub, I hand him a couple lug nuts while I start the others, tighten two and tell Fanni "let her down", I get the rest tight and Fanni is pulling the jack out... He stand up with a big smile on his face and says "new record! 43 seconds!!!" So this becomes our routine the next 12 days... I lost track but I'm sure we averaged a flat per day but sometimes we went a whole day without,, of course we would then make up for with 2 or 3 in a day. These guys are amazing how they just don't get stressed out about stuff and simply deal with things the best they can!!!

Quinn and Fanni keep tire tools and patches in their big tool box and Fanni was fixing tires often out in the bush while he waited with the truck and we were out hunting..... Problem was on a couple occasions the tubes had such big blow outs that they were not repairable.....

So that is how we ended up out in the bush at least 2 hours from the nearest inner tube or usable spare tire... With a flat. We had checked at Number 10" but no tube..... Actually had to get a guy bring two "new" tubes from Threeways (you know, new to us, the ones with patches on the patches... yes, seriously)..... Back to the hunt, the low point and the "ugly" part and how a flat tire can pull you out of a funk....
 
Yup ... flat tire city and the patches of patches...

I learned that they indeed had difficulties getting or obtaining new tires in Zimbabwe... and what they have available is very limited...
 
Days 7 & 8, the ugly;
I think I was overly let down that we did not get an elephant on day 6... And I know Ann was! We both actually got depressed a bit about it and were pretty burned out from that long drive.... Quinn was relentless about sticking to the plan of driving the rivers every day near camp. By now it seemed like a total waste of time and I remember thinking "these damned elephants are never going to stay in here for the day or even until daybreak. To make matters worse, when were driving to Diti we could not get back before dark thus could not go glass from the high overlook to even watch for a respectable bull to come out to the river much less across. But we persisted and drove the rivers, got brunch or packed lunch (depending how the chips fell) and headed out to Diti... Those elephants lived there after all so all we had to do was make the miserable drive back, find them, sort out the right bull, get into a somewhat safe position and shoot him in the ear, right? Wrong, these are elephants! So they go for a little stroll 20 or 30 miles into the wilderness where there are no donkey trails.... At least the majority of the herd......

Day 7 we drive out and the mud and stick hut village seems a bit off, nobody around who looks like we want to talk to so we drive right through and Quinn mumbles "we'll just go without that old man today". So we go to the river and start walking, oh and another difference today is it is HOT, the rain is over and we enter a period of "good morning Vietnam" type weather, hot HOT and HOT! We find no new sign of elephants today... My feet were pretty sore this morning and Ann had a blister (thank God I bought a blister kit and brought it with last minute). Ann likes to walk and brings 3 pairs of shoes with as she finds if she swaps them around, they tend to rub slightly different places and her feet do better, well yesterday when we did 10 miles, she happened to have the wrong pair on. So were tired, sore, and HOT and bummed out, depressed maybe, even ticked off. Only put on 5 miles that day. Everyone was short of sleep as well and some of you know how these African guys like their mid day naps.... We are not used to that because in Minnesota, if you take a nap, you miss summer! And in winter, by the time the sun comes up, you better use what daylight there is or else it is dark and you got nothing done! Anyway we ended up under a big shade tree for lunch and everyone finds a spot for a nap. Get going again and still no sign of elephants so Quinn spares Ann and I and he takes Ben and the tracker and climb the big hill we had been on the other days... But sees nothing so we leave and are driving out through mud stick village and it is hopping! Everyone is drunk and having a blast and they come to flag us down and tell us a few of the biggest elephant bulls have been on the other side of the village all day and we should go down there and shoot one! But Quinn tells them it is too close to dark and we leave... In hind sight he was right, what the heck do you do with a dead elephant and a drunken village when you are two hours away from camp and help?

So drive back, eat late, get up early, drive the rivers, pack lunch and drive back to Diti. But this time we get the old man again. One of the young partiers from last night comes up and inquires why we keep coming back. He comments that we apparently really don't want to actually shoot an elephant! This is the ugly part... Ann and I are thinking the same thing. Ann has been asking me again about how good a deal I got and the point that the outfitter gets non of the trophy fee... Ann is also telling me that I better get my head around the idea that I may not get an elephant. And I am disgusted and confused that we did not shoot the broken tusk bull on day 6. On top of it all, we had blown our last spare and had no more usable tubes so one more flat and we will be patching or downright screwed... Quinn was trying to get a plan together to get tubes but even if he succeeds the tubes will be dropped off an hour or two away. And we just had a delivery of food and ice so I'm irritated that tubes were not part of that. And Ann is fuming over several little things.

Well the old man shows us a new trail that circles back around our big lookout hill and we find some tracks but no elephants... They have headed way out of the area. Quinn is confident they will be back, but we don't see any today..... So another long drive home... But of course we get a flat tire just as soon as it gets pitch black dark.

Now we had that routine down of me doing the lugs and Fanni running the jack... We even had the tracker and Ben pitching in getting the spare down and Ann would hold the flash light. She also started helping spin the lug nuts on and off by hand (she has changed her own tires several times).

But tonight we need to break the bead, split the rim, patch the tube and put it back together. In hind sight, this is just what I needed. If you know about split rims, you know they are easy to get the tire off, once you get the bead broken, but the things can be rusted on and very tough to break the bead. Normally Fanni would cut a small log and drive the truck up on it to break the bead, but we were down to 3 tires and a jack. Well everyone pitched in, even Quinn and it was a great team effort and lifted my spirits. Nothing like completing a tough job in difficult conditions to give you a good feeling of accomplishment and satisfaction.

On the ride back to camp on the 8th night I got to thinking about what Ivan Carter said on one of his shows. He talked about how you can get to a bad place midway or even 2/3rds of the way through a safari. How you might not have gotten anything yet, had some close encounters but nothing to shoot or no shot and it starts to get everyone down. He goes on to talk about how you just have to push through it and press on. My spirits were up and I was thinking positively and hoping for the best again!
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